Classic Professor Cap
Grades aside, your style is well above average
CA$27.50
Professors: you’ve earned the right to wear your wit on your head. The Classic Professor Cap features the beloved math teacher pun: “As your math teacher I would never call you average. That is mean!” – a joke that lands perfectly in lecture halls, faculty meetings, or casual Fridays. This multi‑color baseball hat is designed for comfort, style, and a little intellectual humor. Whether you teach calculus, statistics, or just appreciate a good wordplay, this cap keeps you looking sharp while reminding everyone that “average” isn’t in your vocabulary. Adjustable fit, breathable fabric, and bold embroidery (or print) make it a classroom favorite. Available in several color combinations to match your personality – or your school colors.
Classic Professor Cap
One size fits most (adjustable strap)
Baseball cap, structured or unstructured front (specify: classic structured crown)
100% cotton twill or polyester blend (breathable, moisture‑wicking)
Pre‑curved visor (optional: flat brim available)
Multi‑color: choose from combinations like navy/khaki, charcoal/white, maroon/gray, forest green/cream – or mix your own (specify based on inventory)
Embroidered or screen‑printed text on front center panels
Phrase: “As your math teacher I would never call you average. That is mean!”
Font: Clean, readable sans‑serif or typewriter style
Plastic snapback or metal buckle with adjustable strap (specify: fabric strap with buckle for a classic look)
Spot clean with damp cloth
Do not machine wash or tumble dry (to preserve shape and print/embroidery)
Air dry away from direct heat
Shipped in a protective poly bag or small box to maintain shape.
Math professors, high school teachers, college instructors, tutor gifts, math department events, or anyone who loves a good statistical pun.