Unisex Professor Hoodie
Statistics say you’ll love this fit
CA$43.50
Professors, adjuncts, and math lovers – stay warm without lowering your standards. The Unisex Professor Hoodie features the classic math teacher pun: “As your math teacher I would never call you average. That is mean!” – a phrase that earns nods (and groans) in faculty lounges, coffee shops, and online lectures alike. Crafted for all‑day comfort, this multi‑color hoodie blends soft fleece with a relaxed unisex fit. Wear it while grading problem sets, leading office hours, or just proving that your style is statistically significant. Available in several color combinations – because even your wardrobe deserves a little differentiation. A perfect gift for math professors, high school teachers, or anyone who loves a good statistical pun.
Unisex Professor Hoodie
XS – XXL (unisex sizing; women may prefer one size down for fitted look)
Relaxed, unisex fit with room for layering
50% cotton / 50% polyester blend (or 80/20 ring‑spun cotton/poly – specify as needed)
Medium weight fleece (approx. 8 oz/yd²) – warm but not bulky
Soft, anti‑shrink, and pill‑resistant
Multi‑color – choose from navy/white, charcoal/cream, maroon/gray, forest green/light heather, black/white, or custom combinations (design text color contrasts with hoodie body)
Placement: Centered on chest (front) or small left chest logo? (Specify: large front print recommended for readability)
Text: “As your math teacher I would never call you average. That is mean!”
Print method: Screen print or heat transfer vinyl – durable, crack‑resistant
Font: Clean, bold sans‑serif (school‑chalk or typewriter optional)
Optional back design: None (keep front‑only for minimalist look)
Matching drawstrings with metal tips or self‑fabric ties
Double‑layered hood for shape retention
No zip – classic pullover style (or add zipper option if needed)
Machine wash cold, inside out
Tumble dry low or hang dry
Do not bleach or iron directly on print
Wash with like colors
Shipped folded in a poly mailer or recycled cardboard box.
Math professors, statistics instructors, high school math teachers, department gift exchanges, Pi Day, Teacher Appreciation Week, or casual academic wear.